darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

starllex:

*cop pulls me over* 

"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" 

"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?" 

kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

religiouspunk:

when you see couples holding hands

image

pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

rip eclare

back when they were a good, interesting couple-season 13

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

beyoncevevo:

i remember in like 3rd grade a kid from my school left school to go on a kid gameshow and he never came back