lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus
*cop pulls me over*
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?"
when you see couples holding hands
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
back when they were a good, interesting couple-season 13
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
i remember in like 3rd grade a kid from my school left school to go on a kid gameshow and he never came back